
When your hairstylist insists you get a buzz cut
“Does he think a lob is another word for baldness?”

When you see your hairstylist with pink spiked hair
“It’s over for me. I’m going home looking like a hedgehog.”

When your hairstylist shows you the back mirror
“Jeez! What about keeping the length did he not understand?”

When you see chunks of your hair on the floor
“Did I even need this haircut?”

When your hairstylist notices the condition of your hair and asks you where you got your last haircut from
“Yeah cool, I’m paying you a bomb to lower my self-esteem.”

When he’s blow drying
“I know how this goes—it’s all going to go back to being a mop once I wash it.”

When he’s selling you a range of shampoos
“No, thank you, I don’t want to burn a hole in my pocket to maintain this awful haircut.”
Written by Chandni Ghosh on 13th Jul 2017